You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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