I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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