Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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