I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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