This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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