I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I can't put those talents on a resume
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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