come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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