I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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