can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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