I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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