Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize