were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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