I'm lost and stupid without you.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
