Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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