I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Im just a social blackout drinker.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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