Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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