Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Its about making memories worth repressing
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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