im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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