Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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