I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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