Me. At least after what I've been through.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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