yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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