apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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