thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
we're so committed to being not committed
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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