Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Mom said you looked used
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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