WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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