Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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