I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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