Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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