PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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