You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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