New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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