Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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