it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
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Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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