i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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