the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.