no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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