Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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