I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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