ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
as a side note pls kill me
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
