haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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