ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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