i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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