Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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