Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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