Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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