You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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