perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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