Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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