Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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