so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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