SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
We left an ass print on the piano.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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