Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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