I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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