i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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