hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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