Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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